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If I could bottle my hopes in a store-bought scent

They'd be nutmeg peach, and they'd pay the rent

Created on 2006-01-10 02:40:01 (#9222727), last updated 2009-03-22

918 comments received, 1,373 comments posted

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Name:butt-naked perpetratin' ho
Location:Philadellia
Website:i'm wide awake and so alive → ringing like a bell
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I'm fine with jokes about Italians eatin' plastic fruit in a lobby, or Irish guys named Paddy who can't figure out how to walk down stairs, but I am just NOT down with Polack jokes. Gimme a Japanese dude gettin' arrested for throwin' up pantyhose at a city meeting, or a German who gets so bored by his haircut that he dies, but leave the Poles alone.




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Lorane Elementary School - Reading, PA
Exeter Township High School - Reading, PA (2002 - 2005)
Arcadia University - Glenside, PA (2005 - 2006)
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